Do not...

Do not clean and purge the toy box when your young child is home.
The result: Young child ends up in tears over everything you want to throw out. Even a half of a plastic egg.

Do not ask young child if she is a pack rat.
The result: She says yes.

Do not try to get up from under a table before your head is out from under the table.
The result: Extremely sore, throbbing head.

Do not pick a scab.
The result: Several more weeks of healing of the new scab that has to form first.

Do not start to vacuum at 9 p.m.
The result: Half the household wakes up.

Do not cry at the rehearsal of your young child's Christmas musical.
The result: You embarrass the oldest child sitting next to you. Not to mention yourself.

Do not challenge your husband to a leg lift contest. (lie flat on back, hold both legs up about 6 inches off the ground)
The result: 2 stubborn people who won't give up while crying out in pain as your stomach muscles burn, which results in stomach muscle pain the next day.

Do not ask who won the leg lift contest
The result: I said don't ask!

Do not ask your husband why he won't take you hunting.
The result: He might tell you.

Do not tell your husband you will not make chili for the hunting party this year.
The result: He says "no big deal. I'll have my mother make it" which in turn results in you making the chili for the hunting party this year.

Do...have a wonderful day.