Tell a Joke Tuesday

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I will tell a joke about Ireland.

A Texan walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, 'I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.'

The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer.

Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. Is your bet still good?' asks Paddy.

The Texan answers, 'Yes, 'and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately, Paddy downs all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer and the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, 'If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?'

Paddy Murphy replies, 'Oh................... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.'

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Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Tell a Joke Tuesday

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Perry told me this joke last week, so this is my feeble attempt at telling it myself. warning: slightly risque


Many, many years ago a young man wanted to be in show business, so he set out for Hollywood. He walked in to an agents office, and told the man his wishes.

The man looked over his resume, found it quite impressive and asked the young man his name.
"Penis VanLesbian" the young man replied.

"Penis VanLesbian" the agent cried out. "You won't be able to find a job with a name like that!" "But many young actors change their names, and end up doing great, so I would suggest you change your name too."

"But sir, the VanLesbian name goes back in my family for centuries, we are very proud of it, so changing it would be out of the question."

Knowing he wasn't going to find his place in Hollywood, Penis VanLesbian sulked out the door.

Many years passed, and this once young man, found the same agent who he talked to when he was just trying to start out, and wrote him this letter.

Dear Sir, Many years ago you told me I would never make it with a name like Penis VanLesbian, and you were right. I couldn't find an acting job anywhere. But still wanting to keep my honor in my family, I just juggled around a few words, and changed my name slightly. My family still sees my "stage name" just as honorable as Penis VanLesbian was. I became a major T.V. star, and my career has been great. Thank you for telling me the truth, so very long ago.

signed, Dick VanDyke

Tell a Joke Tuesday

Phoebe is taking over Tell-A-Joke-Tuesday today.


Two men walk in a restaurant and order some clown soup. One man asks the other man, "Do you think this soup tastes funny"?

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Phoebe: "Knock, knock"

You: "Who's there"

Phoebe: "Boo"

You: "Boo who?"

Phoebe: "Awwww, why are you crying"


Thanks Phoebe, those put a smile on my face this morning. Need more chuckles? Head on over to Wayne's World and check out Mr. Linky for more jokes or funny stories.

Tell a Joke Tuesday

Wayne is moving Tribute Tuesday and now has Tell a Joke Tuesday going on. Get your chuckles by clicking on his name and find more jokes. Now for mine. Not really mine, I read them someplace.

Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you'll put it in the casket."

After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.

Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely, " she says, "you didn't put the money in there."

"I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Joey, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Joey: Because George still had the ax in his hand?


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How come married women are heavier than single women?

A single women goes home, looks in the fridge, and goes to bed.

A married women sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.

boooooo, not true.