Wayne is moving Tribute Tuesday and now has Tell a Joke Tuesday going on. Get your chuckles by clicking on his name and find more jokes. Now for mine. Not really mine, I read them someplace. Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you'll put it in the casket."
After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely, " she says, "you didn't put the money in there."
"I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Joey, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Joey: Because George still had the ax in his hand?
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How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single women goes home, looks in the fridge, and goes to bed.
A married women sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
boooooo, not true.
5 comments:
Hey stephanie, Some great jokes there I like the last one alt it made me laugh alot
Thanks for taking part in tell a joke tuesday
Very funny, I needed a good laugh.
Loving' the jokes!!! They are hilarious!
These are great! I had never heard #3 before. Too funny!
Love the pic in your header. Your oldest sure does look like her Daddy!
Baaa HAAA the fridge one. Too funny.
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